We're thrilled that you want to join!

But we've had to turn off our registration form because of horrible spammers.

No worries though, mate. If you want to join, all you have to do is email our admin, Nick at myaperturelabs.com. I'm sure you can figure out his email address... I just told it to you. In your email, please tell him how much of a human you are. And don't forget to tell us want you want your username to be! Example email:

Hi,
I'd like to join your site! Don't worry, I'm a human with gooey organs on my insides. I'd like portal_luvr to be my username!
Thanks, Brian

See? Perfect. Your name doesn't even have to be Brian. We're currently looking for more Steves, Erics, and Jessicas, too. See you in the forums! :)